22' x 22' x 28' Pole Vault Landing System

Being strangled by the author of the book made me wonder what my chances of survival were. My only chance was to make enough noise that I might alert the hundreds of millions of commuters travelling to their gates on the other side of the door of the TSA holding cell in the San Diego airport, where the one-armed had escorted me, perhaps as revenge for leaving him for dead in the arctic wilds of Kamchatka while we hunted the No-armed man for the murder of my wife, my parents, my ex-wife, John W. Trimmer, and my dog Skippy.Alas, being strangulated, I could only mutter some gibberish that sounded like "Bubka's Paradise." Little did I know how fortunate I would be. You see, Haha Lung had always idolized the exemplary Russian pole vaulter, and had even gone so far as to purchase a 22' x 22' x 28" Pole Vault Landing System in order to train as a pole vaulter and gain Sergei's attention. He stopped strangulating me to enquire what I knew about Sergei Bubka and I immediately took the opening! Reversing our positions as Master Goh taught me in my oh so many years ago.Strangling the author of the book made me laugh hysterically throughout the entire process. I couldn't stop laughing long after I thought I had strangled Haha Lung to death. Little did I know how little I did know about the ancient art of strangulation. Haha Lung leapt back to his feet to continue our mortal combat when the door openned, and there, to both of our shock and surprise, was the lady wearing the !