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As Far As I Know I'm Delightful Skeleton Embroidered Applique Emblem Patch - 3' Hook and Loop Funny Morale Badge for Helmets Gym Bags Backpacks Hats Clothing Jacket Military Meme DIY Gifts for Adults

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About this item

  • Premium Embroidered Design - Show off your dark humor with this 3" (7.6 cm) skeleton emblem patch featuring crisp embroidery details. The "As Far As I Know I'm Delightful" text adds a hilarious military meme vibe, perfect for plate carrier patches, airsoft gear, or biker jackets.
  • Dual Attachment Options - Choose between heavy-duty hook & loop backing or traditional sew-on application. Securely attaches to tactical gear, sport backpacks, helmets, and all types of clothes without losing grip.
  • Built to Last - Military-grade construction withstands rough use - whether you're an airsoft operator, motorcycle rider, or just adding cool flair to your everyday carry. Fade-resistant threads maintain vibrant colors.
  • Versatile Style Statement - From gym bags to denim jackets, this embroidered patch instantly upgrades your gear with edgy humor. The 3" size makes it ideal for hats, tactical vests, and DIY projects.
  • Perfect Gift for Adults - A must-have for military humor fans, bikers, and gamers. Ships ready-to-attach for immediate customization of plate carriers, sport equipment, or casual clothes.


Elevate your gear with our high-quality embroidered patches! Designed for durability and style, these patches feature:

✔ Premium Construction

Thick embroidered threads with merrow edge stitching

Reinforced backing prevents fraying or curling

Available in multiple sizes

✔ Versatile Application

Dual attachment: Hook & loop + sew-on options

Perfect for jackets, hats, backpacks, tactical gear

Ideal for uniforms, sports teams, or personalization

✔ All-Weather Durability

withstand sun exposure

Machine washable (cold recommended)

Retains shape after repeated use

✔ Endless Customization

Collectible designs for every interest

Mix and match to create unique looks

Great for gifts, events, or organizational branding


Jen A.
Reviewed in the United States on June 10, 2025
I love this little patch. It currently is stuck to my sewing machine with double sided tape until I find the perfect thing to stick it to. It is attached to a Velcro patch that you can remove if you wanted. Not sure why that’s necessary. It’s stitched well And looks great.
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