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Badass Affirmation Cards for Women – Positive 70 Daily Motivational Capsules in Pill Bottle – Funny Self Care Gifts for Women, Best Friend, Birthday, Encouragement & Mental Health Support

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  • Bold Encouragement in Every Capsule: This set of affirmation cards for women is disguised as a playful pill bottle, offering both funny gifts for women and real emotional boosts. With gentle white capsules and sassy pink ones, it’s a perfect balance of sweet and savage.
  • The Best Self Care Gift for Women Who’ve Had Enough: When bath bombs just don’t cut it, this is your go-to. Whether she’s celebrating a win or recovering from a meltdown, this encouragement gift for women brings a laugh and a lift, wrapped in one clever little bottle.
  • Tiny But Mighty – Made for Everyday Positivity: Designed for real life, this selfcare gift for women fits easily in a handbag or desk drawer. When life gets hectic, twist open a dose of positive affirmations cards—because you deserve a daily pick-me-up.
  • Swear Words + Sass = One of the Most Unique Gifts for Women: Sometimes the best motivational cards don’t hold back. From “Let that sht go” to “You’ve fcking got this,” this is one of the funniest and most empowering birthday gifts for women friendship out there.
  • The Ultimate Best Friend Birthday Gift for Women: Packaged to wow and created to connect, this bottle is more than a gag—it's one of the most inspirational gifts for women who laugh through chaos and uplift through truth.



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cynthia wright
Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2025
I gave this to my best friend for her birthday, and she cried laughing when she opened it. It’s such a clever idea — the bottle looks real, the capsules are adorable, and the messages inside are the perfect mix of sassy and sweet. She says it’s now her favorite thing on her desk! Highly recommend for any badass woman in your life.
Paola Cartagena
Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2025
I bought this as a little "just because" gift for myself, and OMG — it's hilarious and healing all at once. The white pills are super sweet and the pink ones...well, let's just say they get straight to the point Every morning I pull one out and it seriously lifts my mood. If you need a laugh and a pep talk, GET THIS!
Loc Nguyen
Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2025
If you’re going through a rough patch (or know someone who is), this little bottle is pure magic. The affirmations are empowering without being cheesy, and the pink capsules add just the right amount of "kick your butt back into gear" energy I keep it by my bed and it’s part of my nightly self-care ritual now!
Customer
Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2025
At first I thought this would just be a funny gag gift, but honestly, it’s SO MUCH MORE. Some days I pull out a capsule and it feels like the exact words I needed to hear. Perfect for anyone dealing with stress, change, or just life in general. Bonus points for the super cute packaging — it looks amazing on my shelf!
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