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Celebrity Machines Cosmo Kramer | Assman | Metal Stamped License Plate

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About this item

  • New York license plate style and colors (White, Blue, & Red)
  • Standard USA plate dimensions (12" x 6")
  • Screen accurate plate
  • Metal stamped / embossed aluminum
  • Shrink-wrapped


The New York ASSMAN License Plate is produced as seen on Cosmo Kramer’s 1973 Impala in the episode “The Fusilli Jerry”. Kramer was referred to as "Assman" in reference to the license plate the state of New York accidentally gave him in the episode "The Fusilli Jerry". Kramer spots a picture on the wall at the doctor's office portraying the doctor's boat with the name "ASSMAN" on it. Kramer asks the proctologist if his recently renewed license plates had perhaps been mixed up with someone else's and whether he is the "Assman" and the doctor winks back. From off-screen, Frank is heard saying, "It was a million-to-one shot, Doc." Each plate is brand new, made in the USA, and individually shrink-wrapped.


Mrs Parker
Reviewed in Canada on May 8, 2025
Just like in picture. Came fast. Sturdy metal. Good wuality
Jake
Reviewed in the United States on March 7, 2025
Got it as a retirement gift for a coworker they loved it
Isaac
Reviewed in the United States on March 29, 2025
I don't even live in New York, but I sure love this license plate. It's a very good reproduction, correct size, weight, appearance etc. The only problem I have is the when I drive my mee-maw to Easter services at the first Presbyterian Church, I get some strange looks when I park out front displaying this glorious piece of art and history.
Customer
Reviewed in the United States on August 3, 2024
Arrived fast and nicely packed! Thank you 😊
Thomas L.
Reviewed in the United States on June 25, 2024
People laugh and say " hey it's the assman and I say as Kramer says " you got that straight ".
Jake
Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2024
Got one of these for me and one for a friend since we are Seinfeld fans. Great gift, quality metal plate
Customer
Reviewed in the United States on December 29, 2024
Loved that it was actually stamped metal versus just stickered or painted. It was a gift to a Seinfeld TV show lover. He loves it.
Vinno
Reviewed in Canada on December 1, 2024
10/10. This is the second plate I have purchased and couldn't be happier. Both have been gifts and both people loved them. The price is great, the plates look great, and the build quality is solid.
A.S.
Reviewed in the United States on October 16, 2024
Can’t comment on the quality of others available on Amazon, but this one is really professionally made and packaged very well. If you don’t want to risk anything (for example: buying as a gift and shipping it to their address, or if it’s very last minute), I would suggest buying this one. Thank you
Alicantino
Reviewed in Spain on March 11, 2023
Para los que nos gusta el modelismo ferroviario va genial, sobre todo para hacer caminos, en escala H0 el granulado a mi parecer es muy pequeño para hacerlo pasar por balastro de via
Omar
Reviewed in Australia on July 11, 2021
Delivered before the Estimated Date, arrived in very good condition, exactly as per the Ad, Extremely satisfied
Nathaniel Sales
Reviewed in Australia on November 19, 2021
As was advertised
JWolf
Reviewed in the United States on January 30, 2014
Airing on NBC from 1989-1998, “Seinfeld” is one of America’s most beloved sitcoms. The show was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld and stars: Jerry Seinfeld as himself, Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes, and Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer. Commonly referred to as “The Show About Nothing,” many of the plot-lines were actually inspired by the writers’ real-life experiences.This vanity New York license plate was inspired by the episode “The Fusilli Jerry” which appeared as the 21st episode of the sixth season. The “ASSMAN” storyline involves Kramer picking up his new license plates from the Department of Motor Vehicles. When he sees that his plates read “ASSMAN,” he attempts to speculate on who could be the tags’ proper owner. His best guess is that the plates were intended for a proctologist; Kramer, thus, becomes the identity his plates describe and begins to park in ‘Doctors Only’ parking spaces.When I received my replica “ASSMAN” license plate, I was happy to find that the material (metal stamped, embossed aluminum) and design (12” x 6”, New York style and colors) is exactly that of a real license plate, right down to the four bracket holes; note that the single, noticeable difference is the absence of the indented rectangle meant for housing your vehicle’s registration sticker. The vanity plate also arrived fitted with shrink-wrap; I will likely leave this plastic coating on the plate as it is not visible and will provide protection from scratches.I am glad to have found this item as it has been a long-running joke in my family. The siblings will be indubitably jealous that it’s hanging on my old bedroom wall, because I found it first; and yet, come holidays time, I imagine I’ll find it has been mysteriously moved to my dad’s bedroom. I must say, “ASSMAN” does look classy mounted in a license plate frame and hanging among family-member diplomas.