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Meredith Holt
Reviewed in the United States on June 4, 2025
These are well made cute good color. I find the skinnier pens fit easier, the thicker ones you have to give it a good hard shove in and then it will stay in place in the butt, head wherever. This does get a lot of attention sitting on my desk but is a great conversation piece. As many times as I have used this no rips or tears so it is good quality. Light weight
Mandy is Opinionated
Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2025
The stabby doll concept isn’t new, and I’ve always wanted one that worked well for my desk. But this particular version falls short in nearly every way.Let’s start with sizing—because the listing is laughably inaccurate. It claims the dimensions are 1" x 0.5" x 0.5", which makes no sense. In reality, each doll is closer to 4 inches long and about 2.5 inches wide at the widest point. Still small, but not microscopic. The real issue is that the listing photos make them look much larger than they actually are, which feels intentionally misleading.Functionality is another problem. The silicone holes are way too tight to fit standard pens or makeup brushes (despite what the product description says). I tried several pens—some quite slim—and none fit properly. You don’t get that satisfying “stabbed” look unless you happen to own the skinniest possible BIC. Even then, it’s a struggle to get it to sit right.They also slide around on the desk. A suction cup or weighted base would’ve made a big difference. And the loop on the hand? Apparently it’s so you can hang it from a bag or a rearview mirror. Not really useful for something advertised as a desktop organizer.This comes as a 2-pack for $9.99 (on sale), which is more tolerable than the $13.99 list price—but even at the lower price, I wouldn’t buy this again. Two stars because the humor of the idea still holds up. But this version doesn’t.
OMGReads Blog
Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2025
I got these for the pure enjoyment I’d get from seeing them on my bookshelf and it turns out that I laugh (loudly) out loud every single time I see them! The fact that the three places to put a pencil/pen are where they are in the body makes it an absolute hoot! It is one of my favorite bookshelf “decorations” to date!The only reason these are not getting a 5-STAR rating is because the silicone holes in the rear are "thinner" so the pens and pencils don't stand straight and it makes me twitchy LOL
Toddles Rainbow Reader Reviews
Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2025
Perfect for an office worker that has to deal with unwelcome employees or coworkers and you need to let some steam off.The little guy has 4 holes for either pens or pencils to stick in at a moment of anger. It's pretty strong and hold the writing utensil strongly. The silicone rubber is also soft, yet durable enough to stick push pin or tacks into his arms or legs. There is a little ring at is one hand if you want him as a key chain or hang him on the wall.
debra patterson
Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2025
Hell0 there, These Funny Desk Pencil Holders are truly funny but also a little bit morbid if you ask me. I'm giving them to my grandsons for their birthday as pencil case stuffers and hoping they'll see the humor in them like I do. Actually, I know they will because they're boys!!! I played around with the crawling black pencil receiver and the pens stick great. Genius idea for keeping your pen handy and your desk area clutter free. I guess if you're having a bad day, you can take it out on the little guy by stabbing him with pens, pencils, stylus, etc. Don't get crazy though! Anyways these guys are made of Silicone, are a small size of only 1"D x 0.5"W x 0.5"H and have four entry ways marked as an X. I got the Black/Red combo but there is a Blue/Green duo, or you can buy them singularly. Hang it on your bookbag, purse or just lay them on your desk and have a good laugh!
BookGeek607
Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2025
This little bundle of two has made my 2025 better by far. The silicone figures have four slots that can hold you pens, the ring makes it so you can take it on the go. Pens slide in easy and stay in place very nicely. Being made of silicone means it’s not slippery and stays where it needs to be. Best part is with a two pack one for home and one for office, another little quirky item to make my coworkers question my mental health!
Kyounce72
Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2025
Okay... I know it's a silly little thing... but who would've ever thought it could bring so much joy... LOL. It's silly, but totally AWESOME. It makes me giggle every time I look at it. Just order one... or two... or for everyone in your office... they are hilarious!
jose h ruiz
Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2025
This are really cute pen holders you can put up to 4 pens on each one great looking pen holders bright colors and made really well strong rubber materials you can stab them if you get mad at your boss very durable cute people love them
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